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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 21:56:49 GMT -5
here is the fic. ask-garob.tumblr.com/post/102848821362/ficlet-request-rob-and-gaz-go-on-a-small-road (links don't work for some reason) rules: zach reads even numbered paragraphs, i read odd. post entire paragraph read+commentary when done.
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Dec 6, 2014 21:58:25 GMT -5
You just linked the thread
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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 21:58:40 GMT -5
p1 The sun rises over some horizon, somewhere and into Rob’s eyes. He doesn’t appreciate this, never has. The guy isn’t a morning person. The disheveled producer covers his eyes and groans. It’s 8 am and Gaz is home, snoring like a chainsaw. They’ve been apart too long, Rob working on an album and his partner out, doing solo shows. It’s not been easy for either of them. Start to finish, this entire year has been something of a crock of shit, but the goddamn thing is finally done, having passed Earstorm inspection and is now in the hands of Big Beat.
‘Best of egging luck,’ Rob thinks, groggily. Okay, not too bad . . . fairly in character i think
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Dec 6, 2014 22:05:13 GMT -5
P2 Laying still next to Rob, Gareth sleeps like a log, getting over jetlag. He won’t be up for another little while; being next to his lover keeps him from stirring. Simply being away from his partner, off performing alone has kept him from getting a good night’s sleep. Now, it seems, he’s making up for it.
Well, won't this be just great. "lover"
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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 22:07:02 GMT -5
p3 Rob’s been in a similar situation. He’s let his beard get away from him, his ever-present-eyebags expand, and his legendary sneer become a permanent, ugly fixture of an otherwise attractive face. They’re both a goddamn mess. Stumbling in the night before, Gareth had found Rob actually awake and playing an old Megaman game on his gameboy. The moment had been surreal when the door flew open and the ginger deposited his shit all over the front hall.
Rob had smiled. reminder that rob is a nerd also, "attractive face". i don't think rob finds himself attractive
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Dec 6, 2014 22:09:50 GMT -5
P4 That thought remains in Gaz’s mind as he sleeps on. Shifting, the thick-bodied ginger tosses an arm over Rob’s torso. His hand has found swift contact with Rob’s bony, bruised hip. Things had gotten quickly heated the night before and Rob is now feeling it. He hisses and draws away, but he cannot escape. Gaz has him trapped, without realizing it, of course.
Oh, feisty bugger isn't he. Atleast they haven't started effing
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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 22:12:34 GMT -5
p5The slender DJ stares at the wall a while longer before groaning dramatically and squirming around to face Gaz and then promptly swat his bearded cheeks with one rather dexterous hand. The slapping sound is satisfying, but isn’t doing the job. The guy is still sleeping.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” Rob mumbles venomously. He needs a shower and a trim and a shitload of other things, breakfast among them, maybe a egging massage. But no, Gaz has to be jetlagged all to hell and here they will stay until the ginger’s sleep schedule is caught up. “I’ll bash ur fokkin’ head in, m8.” two paragraphs to get this shit going. SLAP YOUR BEST FRIEND ON THE FACE TO WAKE HIM UP. GR8 IDEA M808 also rob u eggin memer
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Dec 6, 2014 22:14:15 GMT -5
Are we doing this in 2s now?
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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 22:14:36 GMT -5
if the paragraph is short, use common sense
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Dec 6, 2014 22:19:30 GMT -5
P5 Which, for some reason, is the one phrase always guaranteed to capture Gaz’s attention. “Y’meme-ing egg,” the inked producer mumbles almost incoherently. It’s his way of saying “good morning” to the man he’s missed for almost a month. It’s a cruel thing these record labels do, especially to duos. They figure “well, there’re two of you assholes, so one of you can do whatever, but someone’s gotta do shows.” “Lemme go,” Rob hisses, pushing away from Gaz’s chest. This makes his partner actually hold onto him, which of course means he’s going exactly nowhere. Gareth’s hand is planted firmly on Rob’s lower back, making something of a claw shape, fingertips digging in. Their bodies are pressed flush, morning wood and all.
Wonderful just, so much buildup. if this was a porn pic they surely would've been f u cking by now
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Post by admineggstrator on Dec 6, 2014 22:24:39 GMT -5
p7“Nah.”
Rob’s eyes narrow to slits. The look is even more threatening than usual with his expanded eyebags and fearsome beard. All Gaz sees is a dude who needs more sleep and a good egg. He’s not wrong, maybe a bit too eager, but not wrong. ‘egging cocksucker needs a vacation,’ Gaz’s mind reasons, ‘or a road trip at least…’
The stick-thin producer hasn’t stopped staring his companion down, one hand pressed flat against Gaz’s fuzzy chest. An ugly sneer etches itself into Rob’s face as he wriggles. Gaz just tugs him closer. ah yes, here we see the original plot come into play. however i don't think there will be much more than buttf.uckery in the end
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Jan 19, 2015 18:04:11 GMT -5
Why'd we ever do this? Just
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Post by admineggstrator on Jan 19, 2015 18:39:45 GMT -5
because we had nothing else to do, and the Internet is a fuked
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Post by zachhatesusernames on Jan 19, 2015 18:41:37 GMT -5
Right. Lack of better judgement
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